October 2009
2 posts
Photoblog Murder
James: fuck you James: are we going steady? Matt: haha James: if the pies get up this week ill probly drink a whole keg Matt: if they win i want to eat the world James: and then smash the keg over booths head hahaha Matt: go to his house and eat him haha James: hahahahaha James: come at him with a knife and fork and eat him alive James: and photoblog it haha Matt: photo blog murder
Questioning Life
Matt: what is my life.. Matt: it is completely pointless James: …did u want me to reassure you? James: cos i cant haha
September 2009
8 posts
Old Money
Discussing what would happen if James dated a rich girl…
James: maybe i could score a trust fund Matt: oh mega moneys James: old money haha Matt: and tell her to buy me a production company haha James: i want to go out with your money James: i mean you James: and your parents money Matt: i want to drive your parents money around James: haha i wanna snort all ur parents money James: i...
No-Engine Car
News had just broken about Kyle Sandilands screwing up yet again.
Matt: he needs to never speak again James: he needs to piss off so we can have our own amazing breakfast radio show Matt: haha Matt: eddie maguire is doing it! James: apparently yesterday he didnt stop talking about the pies for the first half hour Matt: eddie maguire and the pawsss half hour James: haha Matt: my radiator and...
Beaman's Jager
Like many others, we recently acquired tickets to the Falls Festival and are rather excited. Perhaps we may even return alive.
James: we were at band prac the other day and all of a sudden Beaman* just turns up, walks inside, grabs his jager out of Marks** fridge, all while we’re in the middle of playing a song James: it was 3.30pm Matt: haahahahahaaha James: he clearly just couldnt go on...
Sydney Media Darling
James: whats crackin dickhead i havent met you in ages hahah Matt: haha its been a pleasure Matt: fuck my lfie (sic) James: did u enjoy sydney? Matt: i enjoyed drinking sydney into hell ahahah James: did u live it up at endless coke parties? Matt: i drank vodka all night and im in the lift-out of some sydney newspaper hahaha James: hahaha James: thats so good Matt: the sun herald James: u were...
Can't Stop, Won't Stop
James: WE GO PLAY HOOP Matt: hahaha Matt: obamarama Matt: can we have a boys night out obamarama Matt: next time we drink… its going to be for good James: lets have obamarama and all dress as obama James: just way over do it Matt: barrack obama block party Matt: you working tomorrow? James: i work all the time and never stop Matt: hahaha James: can stop, but not allowed to...
Cool Names
While discussing Audrina Partridge, we somehow veered off onto a tangent…
James: even her name is awesome James: beats our boring names to shit Matt: i kno Matt: we are so mundane in every sense of the word James: she might as well be named yummy sexypants lazer lightning child Matt: super pants 5000 Matt: thats her name haha James: haha James: 5000 Matt: but you have...
Support Group
James: this girl i macked on with a few months ago and just saw again the other night added me on facebook James: so im cruising thru her pics and i discover shes mates with like 3 girls ive already made out with Matt: brilliant James: makes me wonder if they were friends before i kissed em all James: or they just now have some sort of support group going James: i had no idea Matt: haha...
Goodfellas
Matt: watched the departed at school Matt: then gave in and bought mad men on dvd James: watched goodfellas the other night James: ya canoli James: ya shmanoozi ehhh Matt: jo pesci is a cunt Matt: shoots christopher from the sopranos James: i know best performance James: i punched my tv in James: so he got made right? James: missed the ending i walked out in rage James: legen- wait...