Cool Names
While discussing Audrina Partridge, we somehow veered off onto a tangent…
James: even her name is awesome
James: beats our boring names to shit
Matt: i kno
Matt: we are so mundane in every sense of the word
James: she might as well be named yummy sexypants lazer lightning child
Matt: super pants 5000
Matt: thats her name haha
James: haha
James: 5000
Matt: but you have to prononce it as five zero zero zero
James: fifty hundred
Matt: fifty hundge
James: fi-hundy
James: every time i cum i produce a quarrrt
Matt: hahaha everytime i come, foreigner - i want to know what love is … plays no matter where i am
James: ‘dont pull your love out on me baby’ plays whenever i reminisce about my childhood
The conversation went like this for roughly the next 15 minutes.
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