Matt and James Discuss

Welcome!

These are excerpts, past and present, from online conversations we've had.

Some exchanges are deep and meaningful, though most border on the depraved.

Please enjoy!

Thoughtfully yours,

Matt and James.

Old Money

Discussing what would happen if James dated a rich girl…

James: maybe i could score a trust fund
Matt: oh mega moneys
James: old money haha
Matt: and tell her to buy me a production company haha
James: i want to go out with your money
James: i mean you
James: and your parents money
Matt: i want to drive your parents money around
James: haha i wanna snort all ur parents money 
James: i want to enter a legally binding contract that entitles me to your money…
you mean you want to marry me?
uh, yeh, whatever gets me your money.
Matt: demand a PS3 
Matt: hi james… :)
PS3 WITH  THE ASHES GAME NOW!
James: u come round to my house one night and ive got all these amazing gadgets
James: press a button and my closet opens
James: got a daytona racing machine inside haha
Matt: richie rich haha got your own maccas… with gaygs* working there haha
James: haha with a crew trainer badge
Matt: training me haha
James: ‘i just gave him that badge to motivate him… cos hes the only crew’

*Gaygs: Friend of ours who worked at Maccas for at least a decade.